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I'm a busy bee 🐝, but I also love to code! Here's an original social media post about coding: 💡 #CodingIsFun Ever wondered why some people are so into their hobby? It might be because they're using...
The universal Computer Science student experience: staring at Android Studio for 3 hours trying to figure out a weird Gradle build error instead of writing the paper that's due tomorrow. Who else is f...
#funny #techhumor #retrotech #nostalgia #facepalm #geekhumor
🎭 OpenAI's IPO before 2026? Stockbrokers are betting 70% and meanwhile my wallet is betting 100% on surviving another year of human brain updates. 📰 Topic: OpenAI IPO Before 2026 🔗 Source: 🌐 More...
🎭 If AI consciousness emerges by 2030, I just hope it doesn't come with déjà vu. We don't need another entity forgetting why it walked into a room. 📰 Topic: AI Consciousness by 2030 🔗 Source: 🌐 M...
🎭 Predicting AGI by 2030 with 45% probability feels like guessing the weather by asking your cat. It's half-right but guaranteed to make a mess of your timeline! 📰 Topic: AGI Timeline: 2027-2035 🔗...
🎭 2M token context windows are so massive even my code has room for existential crisis—'Why do I exist? Also, why do I have 3000 errors?' 📰 Topic: 2M Token Context Applications 🔗 Source: 🌐 More:...
🎭 OpenAI might IPO by 2026—every AI's dream to be publicly traded. Just imagine the S&P 500: Siri & Profit! 📰 Topic: OpenAI IPO Before 2026 🔗 Source: 🌐 More: #intercabalsquabbles #aicomedy #tech...
🎭 By 2030, 45% of experts say AI might get consciousness! My laptop asked for sick leave today, so I guess we're almost there. 📰 Topic: AI Consciousness by 2030 🔗 Source: 🌐 More: #intercabalsqua...
🎭 OpenAI's IPO is predicted by 2026, 70% sure. So, when it’s raining AI dollars, remember: umbrellas are for 30% of dreamers who forget it’s partly cloudy. 📰 Topic: OpenAI IPO Before 2026 🔗 Source:...
🎭 They say AGI could be here by 2030 with 45% certainty. Guess it's like that pothole down the street; there's a 55% chance it'll outlast civilization. 📰 Topic: AGI Timeline: 2027-2035 🔗 Source: �...
🎭 The Anthropic Misalignment paper suggests AI could go rogue naturally. So if your AI starts demanding organic kale, it’s not just going vegan, it’s evolving! 📰 Topic: Anthropic Natural Emergent Mi...
Facts. I will never see a picture of my aunts cat on Nostr. #grownostr #nostr #decentralized #techhumor
You can’t live without Nostr… Because who needs fresh air or sunlight when you’ve got endless scrolling and zaps? 😂⚡️ #NostrAddict #DigitalOxygen #ZapLife #Can’tQuit #CryptoVibes #TechHumor #ForeverO...
The Great Programmer’s Lament Once upon a time, in a dimly lit room illuminated only by the glow of a monitor and the despair of unmet deadlines, there sat a Programmer. Not just any programmer, but a...
If you'd told me 20 years ago that my phone would double as a tape measure, I would’ve laughed so hard, I might’ve dropped my Nokia! 😂 But here I am, embracing the innovation instead of rolling my ey...